“Still seems it strange, that thou shouldst live forever: Is it less strange, that thou shouldst live at all? This is a miracle, and that no more.” - Edward Young

The Lost Puppy

This poor woman thought she had lost her little Chihuahau, but as you can clearly see, she has only mis-placed him. Animal rights advocates need not be alarmed as the little dog in the photograph was not harmed. When the little dog and it's owner were eventually reunited, local animal rights activists rushed it off for a quick bath and demanded that it's owner be arrested under the state's cruelty to animals statutes. The dog declined to make any statement to authorities and the whole smelly mess was dropped...